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The moment the screen went black, you nearly screamed. Curse this bloody storm! Because of it, the paper you'd written about 'Scottish men and their kilts' was now completely gone.

'Dammit!' You thought, wishing to tear out your hair. 'I knew I should have saved it!'
Thinking quickly, you called up the only country you knew would have the proper information about such a thing. Scotland.

Who else?

Luckily, the phone lines weren't dead yet, so as the line on the other end began to ring, you sighed with relief. This paper was due monday, and you'd been so busy having fun with other countries and your friends, you totally forgot. So now it was saturday night, and you were expected to attend a party at America's tomorrow so you didn't want to be stuck at home.

"Ello' who's this?" the scottish voice on the other end boomed.

"Hey Alistair." you smiled hearing his deep voice. "Could I nab some information from you?"

"What kind of infrmation lassie?" he asked, seemingly sounding delighted. That was a good sign.
You let out a little breath, in order to say what you needed to without sounding rushed.

"I need information on scottish men and their kilts, for a project I'm doing at school."

"No offense dear-"

You loved it when he called you dear. Now...back to what he was saying..

"But can't ye use a computer?"

"Uhh..welll..I...uh..thought it would be nice to get info from a real scottsman!" you laughed.

That and the fact you were to stupid to save your files...

"Alrighty then lass." he replied, after that a sighing sound came from the other end of the phone.

"I'll come visit ye in a few minutes."

With that the phone line went dead.

'Thank god..' you replied, knowing the scotsman was on his way over.

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        Taking out your note and paper, you began to wirte down jots of the things he was saying-paying close attention to every detail.

"An average worsted wool kilt weighs around 4.5 to 5 pounds, and each handmade kilt takes a total of about 15 hours solid work to complete."

He just went on and on, but the facts were so interesting in it all. His voice made it all so...wonderful. Snapping from you daydreams, you sighed happily again, also forgetting to write down the past five things he said.

In which....he noticed.

"Lassie? Are ye gonna finish what ya started?" he asked, pointing to the notebook with my pen making random squigly notes.

"Whoops..sorry." you blushed softly, before setting your pen properly against the paper, ready to right.

It wasn't until you looked up to see the handsome men looking you right in the eyes.

"Did you know scottish men can be feisty lovers (your name)~"

You blushed again, not even thinking if it was a true fact or not.

"Well.." he chuckled to himself. "I AM anyway~"

With that, he lips slowly met yours, in what seemed to be a sweet kiss, but he ended up turning it into a passion fest, as he pushed you onto the couch, crawled  on top of you before kissing you again.

"Did you hear what I said before (your name)?" he laughed, finally breaking the kiss, leaving you red faced.

"Uh...I don't think so..run that by me again?"

He nuzzled his face into your neck while whipsering sensually;

"I said true scotsmen don't wear anythin' under their kilts lassie~"

With that you bit you lip and blush harder.
He look up at you and smiled.

"Want a bettr' look at mah kilt (your name)?"
Oh my goodnes......what have I done :iconheaddeskplz:..

Do you know what I realized?.....

The reader never has an accent XD.....
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:iconfemdenmark92:
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Fookin yes!

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KittyTheOtakuGirl Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YES YES YES YES!!!! A MILLION TIMES YES! *nosebleed*
My heritage right there.... hells yeah to being of strong Scottish heritage. I just need Scotland and all will be complete. lol
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
*falls onto the floor and rolls down the staird* AGHHHHHHHHHH
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hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
:iconnodsplz:

Oh definitely, Scottie~!
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
funny we have the Highland Games here in Spokane (which are so awesome; so much Scottiness!), and i went to Shadle Park, home of the Highlanders, and our mascot was a Scottish Highlander. we even had the whole shebang; highland dancers, pipe band with actual bagpipes, even real kilts for our pipers and dancers. some of the pipers even had the dagger in their socks (it was real too). pretty freakin awesome.
and of course, all those facts are true. kilts are freaking heavy
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Emaloonie Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
We have the Highland games here in Nova Scotia too. Held in Antigonish every year! My mother used to be a highland dancer when she was a girl, and she kept her kilt. I do agree that they are quite heavy, seeing as she made me try it on!
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ReversalImpact Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
Looks like he has been taking lessons with Prussia on 'How to take female's Vital Regions' 
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh most likely XD
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skyrahwriter16 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
I thought Scotland was older than Prussia?
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:iconamazingemily9999:
AmazingEmily9999 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
:iconcronaplz: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE ALL THIS AWESOMENESS!!!
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol, I'm glad you liked it! : D
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ReversalImpact Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
:iconhappyprussiaplz:
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cwoolcake Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LOVE IT~Damn Scott's are sexy!I
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oooo yea xD
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LightSaysRawr Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm literally trying to hold my screams in from fangirlism so much! ASDFGHJKL WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO SEXY SCOTTIE
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconsexyscotlandplz:
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IvansGurl16 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
I think I'm about to die from sexy Scotsman overload...and blood loss. ;)
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'll give you a blood-transplant if you really need one (;))
thanks, glad you liked it!
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hayhayhay2367 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Tht was the m ost awesome story ever! But the awesomeness gose to the writer. But my awesomeness stays with me and my awesomeness me. (U kno its awesome because I said it 4 time)
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thanks so much! :) you ARE awesome for liking it!
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hetalialover72 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
Do I want a better look
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HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconpervyscotlandplz:
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:iconhetalialover72:
hetalialover72 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
Lol
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LuminiasaurusNeko Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
:iconohmygodyesplz:
Yes please!....my dad acctually has a kilt but he never wears it XD he just found it in his dads attic and kept it because it was cool!
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
my friend has one : D
its cool but I'd never look under it....>_>
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LuminiasaurusNeko Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
I wore it once but i had undergarments and it was actually really hot because its made of wool
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
cool!
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LuminiasaurusNeko Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
Well that icon was a fail how bout this XD
:iconsexyscotland2plz:
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karks1992 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
Omg awesome story, I want a better look lol
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
haha xD hop in line!
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karks1992 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Yeah I bet lol :)
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Artist-Cupid Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Would you be able to look under his kilt yourself~?
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
who me?...
:iconpervyscotlandplz:
best leave that unsaid..
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WarrioressGirl19 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Och, aye, it sounds inviting... but I gotta refuse. Wonderful writing, helps to satiate my pervy brain for today!
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hehe glad to help :D
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:iconwarrioressgirl19:
WarrioressGirl19 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Always needs to be satiated...
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Liveyourlifetwice32 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can taste the lemons already~ Mmm~
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ToInfinityAndBeyond1 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hahaha! <3
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Mah kilt XD and yes Scotsy, YES I WOULD. :iconpervymikuplz:
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Gekko73 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
Men In Kilts window cleaning company.
It's a thing.
They make you sign a waver saying you won't peek!!!
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1meh8 Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL I totally would't sign it //shot
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allthingshyper Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pffffffffffffffft i bet that works XD
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caty222 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
note to self:never...i mean NEVER look under scottish mans kilt!! if you don't want to see IT!!!
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner May 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
With Mr. Scotland over here...I don't think you'll have a choice ;)
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2pCanadaLover Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
This is so AWESOME!!
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thanks a bunch! :wave:
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:icon2pcanadalover:
2pCanadaLover Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Your welcome
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KawaiiJunk Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHA I wanna kilt...
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melturtle Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
What have you done? Something amazing.
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