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"Everyone drinks Vodka?"

The tall Russian man names Ivan, looked up to his dear friend (your name), who was 'supposed' to be looking for information about America. Don't ask why he wanted HER specifically to do it, maybe it was because he just liked seeing her. But for now, he was wishing he hadn't.

"No (your name)." Ivan replied, although chuckling to himself since HE was drinking vodka at the moment himself.

"Is Russia cold all year round?" (Your name) asked again, still looking at the computer screen in front of her.

Ivan felt like it was going to burn her eyes.

"No no (your name) it's not. But, why are you-"

"Russians only own warm clothes?"

Ivan gave her a 'are-you-retarded' look, before sighing and going towards her. Leaning over her shoulder, and peering at the computer screen. 'Russian Stereotypes' was the main page.

"Why are looking at this (your name)? You're supposed to look for America's weaknesses."

"I know I know. Hold on." (your name) giggled, making Ivan lean back a little, hoping she didn't see his light pink cheeks.

"Is it true all Russians are usually big and mean?"

Ivan laughed at that one. That site was so stereotypical.

"(Your name), you shouldn't believe everything on in the internet."

With that, the light of the computer suddenly went out.

"H-hey! The computer-"

"Is out of the way now~" Ivan muttered happily, before grabbing your hand and pulling you out of your seat. "NOW you can spend time with me, and not stereotyping my union."

(Your name) gulped, as Ivan led her up the stairs and into his dark room, where he pulled off his long scarf and pushed her down into his soft bed.

"I have one more question Ivan." (your name) replied, covering his lips with her finger.

Ivan smiled, and let her speak, before claiming his prize.

"Is it true men in Russia beat their wives?"

Ivan widened his eyes, and got up on his knees, letting (your name) free for a moment. He sat there puzzled, before blinking a few times and them pining (your name) down to the bed again.

"Of course not (your name)~ you are so delicate.." he caressed your face softly before planting a kiss on your cheek, then the other, than your lips.

"I meant all of Russia, Ivan."

He just laughed and kissed you again.

"Well all I know is I would never beat you~"
British Stereotypes: [link]
American Stereotypes: [link]
German Stereotypes: [link]
Canadian Stereotypes: [link]
Italian Stereotypes: [link]
French Stereotypes: [link]
Norwegian Stereotypes: [link]
Scottish Stereotypes: [link]
Japanese Stereotypes: [link]
Chinese Stereotypes: [link]
Icelandic Stereotypes: [link]

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