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"And that is why I like tom-WHAAAA ROMANO WHAT IS THIS?!?" Spain cried, snapping the young child from his nap. His brown hair muffled over his face before he blew it back, the little curl on the right side of his head perked back up. Sitting there looking dumb, Spain finally shook his head at the large mess on the ground.
The girl that was with him, (Frist name) (last name), was quite astonished at the sight, but also felt a little bad for Spain. She had asked him to help pick out the 'best' tomatoes at the farmers market, and he delightfully took of the opportunity, and left little Romano at home. Only to discover..
"Bastard. You left me!" the little cried, kicking a empty can across the floor, making a pouty face. (Your name) tried to hold in the giggles that wanted to come out, but she knew Spain didn't deserve this. The poor child was left at home with chores, and being lazy as he was, made a mess instead.
"Not THAT long!" Spain was scanning around the room looking at all the errors, while Romano just stared at your curoius face. He liked her already. He would have actually cleaned the room, if he knew she was coming over. She finally giggled at the annoyed Spainish man, and made Romano crack a smile. He liked her even more.
"Go to your room Romano!" Spain shouted. "(Your name)? Could you.."
You set down the bag of tomatoes on the table next to you.
"Of course I can~"
Romano made another pouting face, before trailing up to his room. (Your name) helped Spain clean up the room once again, and sat down quietly on the couch.
"He's very quiet.." (Your name) began.
"Don't worry. Probably pouted himself to sleep." Spain laughed.
(Your name) wasn't convinced. She got up from the couch, and told the Spaniard she was going to check up on the infant.
Once she got to his room, he instantly looked up at her and grabbed her shirt/jacket/coat.
"I like you Miss (Your name)." he replied hiding his face. She smiled before bending down to the boys eye level.
"I like you to, Romano~"
His face turned red, before puckering his lips. (Your name) laughed, and instead pressed her lips to his cheek. The boy didn't seem to happy, and only shrugged in response.
"Why can't you kiss me?"
(Your name) giggled at his eagerness.
"When your older, you can kiss me."
His brows nit together sadly, then crossed his arms again.
"Will that take long?"
(Your name) put a finger to her chin, pretending to think.
"Eat healthy, and be good to Mr. Spain and you'll grow like a weed!"
Little Romano put it in his mind. In order to kiss (Your name) he's have to eat lots of tomatoes and nice to Mr. Spain.
Sighing after her second statement, he finally nodded, giving (Your name) a little smile.
'I will kiss you bella..'

~~~~~~~~~~Older Romano naow ;D~~~~~~~~~~~~

      (Your name) was searching herself for some ripe tomatoes, from the techniques used from Spain. Romano glanced at her before fixing his tie, before making his way through the small shopping crowd. He stopped right next to her and pretended to be looking at some tomatoes. She looked exactly the same way she did before, pretty (h/c) hair, and stunning (e/c) eyes. Sighing, seeing nothing she liked, she turned to her right, only to be shocked by the handsome, taller, and matured Romano.
"Sorry sir!" she replied, thinking he was just a look alike, unlike he stopped her and pulled her back to face him.
"Don't be bella. I missed you." he said, bluntly than ever. (Your name) could tell it was him now. The voice was deeper now, but she could still sence the same one from when he was a child.
"Romano?!" she tried not to act estatic. "Is that you?!"
"It is."
"How did you get so.."
She scanned him again, making him give her an odd glance.
"Something wrong bella?"
She bit her lip. She remembered the promise. She knew what he wanted.
He put a finger to her lips and silenced her.
"You have to kiss me now." he smirked. "Like you promised at the tomato bastard's house."
(Your name) blew out through her nose, and looked around to see if anyone was watching.
She then leaned in and press her soft lips to his. For a moment she actually enjoyed it, until she finally pulled back and looked around again shyly.
Romano turned light pink, and began to rub the back of his neck.
"So (your name)...want to go to my house now?"
(Your name) made another one of her famous giggles before lightly taking his hand, making him flinch a little.
"I would love to."
That made Romano smile a little. She decided not to buy any tomatoes today, and just followed him to his house.

~~~~~~~~~~~What is this I don't even...

"You are so pretty (your name).." Romano run one of his hands through your hair softly. You looked up into his sweet brown eyes.
"You aren't so bad yourself-" you lightly punched his shoulder.
She turned slightly pink and looked away.
"T-thank you."
"Hey Romano?"
"What's that over there?"
(Your name) pointed to a weird fuzzing thing sitting on the counter.
"A Mustache.." Romano replied after a few moments of silence.
"Why would you need that?"
There was another pause.
"You know (Your name).." Romano began. "Did you know there is such thing as a potato bastard?"
goes to :icon44mae: for being my 90th watcher yaay~ :dummy:

I just's hard to eat hot dogs while typing..

And drinkin' water and coka-cola at the same time to keep from getting Kidney stone!~:happybounce:

Sorry it sucks from an utter! :( But I'm having writers block I think..
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InsanityTheKittyKat Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
The " A mustache.." and "Did you know there is such thing as a potato bastard?" Genius! That killed me it was so hilarious
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  New member
Am I the only one who wants to start a campaign to teach kids about potato bastards in school? Anyone? No? Just me? OK, I'll go back to my corner of the room for Canada fans now. *sulks*
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  New member
Thank you Kat! (I'm just going with the last part of your name)
InsanityTheKittyKat Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
I am on your side all the way and am sitting in the same corner
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  New member
With what? *sniffs* Starting a campaign?
CheetahBoots Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  New member Student Digital Artist
Let me help you with that
Sandy345 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Did I know that there is such a thing as a potato bastard.... Hmmmmmm well yes 
Mow-face Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Roma2690 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
That last line. XD
Ambro1502 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
Dat ending doe. Clap 
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

love it
thedemidod Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
Omfg the moustache XD 
DarkAngelLala Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
potato bastard quote YES!!!!! nice touch :3
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, I remember that episode. Lovi held the mustache in front of Ludwig's (Germany) face, but it looked like the mustache was on Lovi instead of Ludwig.
Ah, memories! ^_^
Bloodstarthecat34 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  New member
Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] 
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
What?! There is!?!?! I must see this man!!!!! WITH MY AX!!!!
hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
We should learn about potato bastards in school.
BeautifulGalaxies Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Y e s thats a great idea-
hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
And how to protect ourselves from their potato bastardly ways.
missymissy101 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
now children, settle down. all settled? good. then we begin. -ahem- today we will learn about the strange ways of the potato bastard...  the potato bastard is usually identified as blonde, with blue eyes. its natural habitat is the bar, usually drinking beer. when not drinking beer it is training, when not training it is chasing the creature known as the idiota fratello. no one knows exactly what the potato bastards and idiota fratellos relationship is, but it must be veeery special -children in classroom gasp- anyway, back to the potato bastard. the potato bastard has a red eyed relative known as....

see? better than algebra. this is what we need to prepare ourselves for the real world. Graduating  
hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
You are a wonderful, wonderful person.
missymissy101 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
*camera zooms in on scruffy girl crouching by fridge in onsie and bedhead who is stuffing face with nutella*
Exo : Chanyeol Mouthful 
awh me? *shoves nutella in face* tankoo buth I weally doth deseth thith, ith an honour weally...

*camera awkwardly zooms out*
hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
Please theoretically marry me.
missymissy101 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
*is wearing humungous wedding dress* were saying?Tamako Kitashirakawa (Grooming) [V1] 
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fuzed-ice Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
I feel a very interesting conversation coming on xD Thank you for making this :-)
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
"You know Elyana did you know there is such thing as a potato bastard?Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] 
Me:Romano (Shy) [V2]
LeslyKirkland Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awesome! Btw look what i found :iconshyromanoplz:
BloodLily16 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I need a sequel where I meet Germany now... Please?
SomeLonelyDoll Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
Bloodstarthecat34 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  New member
Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] 
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
XDDDDD hey and did you know that's insulting because I'm half German?
MiraChan145 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Awwww that was so CUTE!!!!! And omg that ending!!! It made me LMAO so hard xD mmmm, Romano ;D
Random0806 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That was beautiful!
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014   General Artist
Your Chibi Romano has eveolved into..... SUPER HOT OLDER ROMANO!
tavros12 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist
Romano -Do you that there's such a thing called a potato bastard
Me- why yes Romano I do know of a thing like that
Romano- really 
Me - isn't it a stupid potato that some one through at you
Romano- 0_0
Romano - no, but you look cute when your rong
Me - x///u///x dawwwwwwwwww your sweat
AuroraSerenaVargas Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student Writer
Lol this was really cool! And yay, I get to see ChibiRomano evolve into hot grumpy older Romano! HAPPY NOW!! :happybounce:  The last sentence made me laugh way harder than I should've....OH WELL.
Grazie for awesome fanfic~!:D (Big Grin) 
LunaAngel-Eclipse Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconromanomustacheplz: Lol
maryjoe823 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
I remember that episode so badly XD
He was pointing the mustache at Ludwig. In Lovino's Pov, Ludwig has a mustache.
Which in Ludwig's Pov, Lovino is the one with the mustache XD
maryjoe823 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
I remember that episode so badly XD
He was pointing the mustache at Ludwig. In Lovino's Pov, Ludwig has a mustache.
Which in Ludwig's Pov, Lovino is the one with the mustache XD
Princessluna1013 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
KittyKirkland Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Oh Romano!
I died... :icongraveplz:
:iconlaughplz: Mraharhar~!
azureauraa Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Student Writer

XDDD The last line just-:icondragonlaugh: 
Oh, Romano you~

wombathewombate Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I had to read the last sentence twice... And then I nearly scared my sister to death... Apparently I laugh crazy loud. XD
bluewolfyah123321 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Student General Artist
TOMATO BASTARD/POTATO BASTARD :P dere I had to do dat..sorry for swearing :P
Romacat Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
Lawl! The mustache omg! I got t see a chibi Romano turn into a hot adult Romano yay! Kiss me again Romano! Blushes like crazy after realizing I said that!
Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Student General Artist
There is a potato bastard too?@!?!??!!?!? NO WAY!!!!!
Hetaliafreak1235 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pinkamenadianapies Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013
you forgot to add icon before Romano mustache
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