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NOTE~~P.o.V has changed and will for the future ones~~

 “Keeeeeese (your name), what are you looking at?” your Prussian friend Gilbert asked, glancing over your slumped shoulder to see you were on some random site.

“Just looking for something.” you replied back, resting your chin on your free hand while clicking around the site, hoping to find something decent.

Gilbert was still not convinced it was just 'something'. You never just 'walked into his house and used his computer for no reason' unless it was for something important.

Usually it was either something for homework, or your family was hogging the computer(s) in your house.

“Are you suree?~” he laughed, before pulling up a chair next to you with a big grin on his face.

“Som'zing you need to ask the awesome me?”

You rolled your eyes, however having to smile at the same time.

“Yes. If I can find any...” you slowly trailed off while scrolling down a specific site, causing Gilbert to suddenly feel left out.

“Well what is it?!”

“Just sh-”

There a short pause, before you scratched your chin in thought. You were trying to find some 'Purssian Stereotypes' but considering you couldn't find any, knowing Prussia and Germany were brothers, maybe they would have the same kind of stereotypes.

“Is is true Prussians like to drink beer?”

The white haired man raised an eyebrow before answering. Then he smirked.

“Of course! Everyone loves beer, don't they-”

He looked over at you, to see you giving him a 'your-such-a-liar' glance. He laughed a little, trying to avoid your gaze.

“Any o'zer questions (your name)?”

You sighed and tried to think. Rubbing your temples together, you finally came to a thought. It was more of a German stereotype, but it would do.

“Are all Prussians 'hard working' and 'responsible'?”

“Well duh!” Gilbert cried. “We're awesome..AND responsible!”

You rolled your eyes again, yet once again laughing at his childish behaviour. For a grown man going around calling himself 'awesome' just made you think of something a younger child would do.

“Is z'at it (your name)?” Gilbert asked, leaning in slowly, waiting ever so patiently to hear what you had to say next. “I'm ready for ze next question.”

Only..you hadn't really gotten that far. There weren't any questions to begin with. So you said aloud the first thing that came to your mind...

“Do Prussians like bondage?” not even thinking, instead just went on and blurted it out.

Once realizing what you said, you instantly covered your mouth and slowly turn red, while the albino man just burst into laughter.

“Where did you hear zat (your name)?” he said in mid-laughing session.

You just shrugged, hoping your red cheeks would fade, but of course, they didn't.

It was then you realized that Gilbert was a near inch from your face.

“We could...test zat theory?” he asked quietly, brushing a few hairs out of your eyes.

As the moment seemed to have arrived, you were about to pucker your lips for a kiss, when he leaned back and began to laugh again, causing you to cross your arms in anger.

“BONDAGE?! HAHAHA YOU SILLY (YOUR NAME)!” he didn't stop. Just went on and on in laughter.

Once it seemed like you'd been there for hours, you finally got up and pulled down his neck tie, causing his lips to crash onto yours. Cheeks blazing red, you let go of his tie, causing his to lean back a little, his laughing finally ceased.

“(Your name)?”

“Hm, what-”

The moment you turned your head to face him, you felt his warm lips on yours again, as they claimed them in a sweet kiss. He even turned his head slightly to the right to deepen it, causing you to smile a little, and pull away.

“Hey (Your name)?”

You glanced at him again, of course the smile not leaving your face.

“You still want to test zat theory with the awesome me?” he winked, just as your smile turned into a smirk.

As soon as he leaned down for another kiss, you blocked it with your hand.

“We can test that theory later. First you gotta' help me make dinner.”

The Prussian man groaned, before joining you into the kitchen. However, he somehow found a way to bring the whole 'bondage' question back into his mind, and began laughing again. At least, until you took a frying pan and (lightly I hope) hit him over the head.

Smiling as he rubbed the bump (that wasn't there) on his head, you placed a hand on his shoulder.

“I just pulled an Elizabeta.”
Where'd that last question come from what-?! NOT ME..READER SAID IT! *totally blames reader-chan*
(it has nothing to do with the story, but it was all I could think of so bear with me :P)

Couldn't find any for 'Prussia', so I had to use German stereotypes..sorry.. so DON'T.KILL.ME.

hehe..and I thought I wasn't gunna' be able to make another...until THIS just happened.
How can I even call this a stereotype story? x'D

anywhooo Belarus and Sweden and coming up next :iconyaybelarusplz::iconyayswedenplz:

YesyesYESYES: P.O.V was changed~~:D

British Stereotypes: [link]
American Stereotypes: [link]
German Stereotypes: [link]
Canadian Stereotypes: [link]
Russian Stereotypes: [link]
Italian Stereotypes: [link]
French Stereotypes: [link]
Norwegian Stereotypes: [link]
Japanese Stereotypes: [link]
Chinese Stereotypes: [link]
Icelandic Stereotypes: [link]
Scottish Stereotypes: [link]

image not mine.
SHHHARRY IT SUCKED. :iconfliptableplz:
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just smiling, reading this—may I say amazing? PWEASE?— reader insert, and then it goes:
"I just pulled an Elizabeta."

I lost it! XD
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PrincessDeme0425 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Yeah, that's what I did. I hit him lightly. Yeah.... 😉 ;-)
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:iconcitrinesun:
citrinesun Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
May I request for swizt's Stereotype
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I've made one (:
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:iconcitrinesun:
citrinesun Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
ur awesome :)

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:iconxofandompridexo:
xofandompridexo Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
" I just pulled an Elizabeta!" LOL!!!!
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
mmmm came up with that one by myself
:iconuhhuhplz:
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:iconvocaloid-anime-fl:
Vocaloid-Anime-FL Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconyaynorwayplz:
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:iconkekebel:
Kekebel Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Heheh...I did a Hungary. XD lol!
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Realmen-Gerita1238 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol frying pan
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:iconjjgirl99:
jjgirl99 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha ha! It's funny cause I'm part awesome! ( if you know what I mean) and no not all Prussians are hard working and responsible...I certainly am not...hehe
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:iconkentaka123456:
kentaka123456 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Me either..
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:iconjjgirl99:
jjgirl99 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha im not alone! i finally have the accent and khs laugh down!
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:iconartycomicfangirl:
artycomicfangirl Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Student Artist
Hhahahaha!! I just died of laughter
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol, glad you enjoyed it!~
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:iconartistgrl12:
Artistgrl12 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student Artist
I LOVE YOU ELIZAVETA FOR KICKING PRUSSIA'S ASS! Now gimmeh a kiss Prussia!

:iconprussiasparklesplz:
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:iconartistgrl12:
Artistgrl12 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Artist
Nope! Hit him hard! Strike one for awesome me!


:iconsexyprussiaplz:
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:iconmystic-lightscx:
Mystic-LightsCx Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Have you done a Hungarian Stereotype yet? Coz I love Hungary <3
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
not yet! ^^
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:iconmystic-lightscx:
Mystic-LightsCx Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
CAN'T WAIT O_O
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OCTransylvaniaRP Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
" I just pulled an Elizabeta"
Sounds like what I would do if nessesary. Safest room in the house in case of an attack: the kitchen. There are frying pans, just waiting to hit someone. I am an extreme Hungarian stereotype, and I am actually Hungarian. How did that happen?
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Angelofdarkness555 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD BWHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA I CAN'T GET OVER THE LAST THING I SAID! XD OMG "I just pulled an Elizabeth." LMFAO!
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol :)
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VODKAflagella Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student General Artist
YEZ!!! INEEESSSSSSSSBLOOOODYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSOOONNNNNNNNNNSSSSPRUSSSIASSSSSSSS
I nees bloodys ons Prussias
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snivyfan5555 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Writer
This is AWESOME!! ^.^
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Why thank you! :iconcuteblushplz:
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:iconsnivyfan5555:
snivyfan5555 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Writer
Your welcome ^.^
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:iconprussiaxcanadia:
PrussiaXCanadia Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
*That moment when you're Prussian and this makes you laugh so hard in amusement and :iconmegustaplz: *
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well..I'm glad it amused you :iconmehappyplz:
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:iconprussiaxcanadia:
PrussiaXCanadia Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
:iconderpamericaplz:
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:iconsirkku-chan:
Sirkku-chan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Can you please do the Finland? (sometime) And I just looove your works!
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thanks you darlin~! ^^ and sure!
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:iconsirkku-chan:
Sirkku-chan Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YAAY! .3.
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DarknessOnMyEyes Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Just... Genius xD

Ah, and just a question :> Is it going to be Male!Belarus?

And by the way, if you need any help with Swedish stereotypes, I've heard that Finnish people say that all of us are homosexual :/ *is Swedish*
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
aha okay I'll be sure to fit that in ;P
And it's going to be Fem Belarus, because she was requested that way :P
and thanks!! :D
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DarknessOnMyEyes Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
Okay, then :) I just wanted to know ^-^
No problem!
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Xsign-of-fireX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:heart: Prussia is too awesome for me.
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:iconutachan13:
utachan13 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
What's a bondage??
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xXItalyVenezianoXx Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If you're not old enough to know that, I would be careful on the internet if I were you... :-|
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:iconutachan13:
utachan13 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Ok
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:iconshihuchi:
Shihuchi Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
please tell me you're joking
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:iconutachan13:
utachan13 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
I'm serious.
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gorgeous-rose Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
...bondage is the sexual practice that involves the tying up (for example handcuffs) or restraint of one partner.
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:iconutachan13:
utachan13 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
O.O ... Oh...
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:icondarknessonmyeyes:
DarknessOnMyEyes Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe she wasn't old enough to know that yet ._.
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:icongorgeous-rose:
gorgeous-rose Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
<.< She was bound to know anyways.
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DarknessOnMyEyes Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, I suppose that's true. Although I wish people were able to keep their innocence for a little while more. Children and teenagers grow up so fast, these days, I'm no exception.
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epicbleachfan998 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh. My. God. xD Genius! After Sweden, do Spain! :D
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
haha okay! :)
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epicbleachfan998 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yay~! :glomp:
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