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Election? JapanxReader

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"Kiku, I'm home!" You called to your japanese husband, taking off your shoes and putting them to the side. You placed your keys and purse (if you have one) on the table before looking around.

"I'm in here _______." your husband replied, you noticed the bathroom light on. He must be getting ready to go somewhere.

"Where are you going dear?" you asked, hoping he'd step out of the room looking spiffy, and you'd kiss his cheek and go on your merry way.

"I have an errection today."

Your face dropped. What did he just say?

"What did you say?" you said exactly.

Your husband stepped out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth and both hands fixing his tie.

"I have an errection today _________. Didn't you hear me?"

Trying not to make it look awkward, you scanned him. He..did..have..a....pants problem? Lets just say that.

"Oh..okay.." there was a short pause.

"Kiku?"

"Yes ________?"

"Say 'election'."

He sighed.

"Do we rearry have to do this right n-" suddenly he stopped. His face slowly began to turn red, and looked over at you while you smiled like a mad-man.

"You have a 'what' today, Kiku~"

He pulled the toothbrush out of his mouth, went back into the bathroom and came out again looking like normal. But he looked...different.

"I have a speical errection today _________. Care to herp me with it~?"

You laughed for a few moments before kissing your husband's nose.

"Go on now. I can help with that later~" You giggled, kissing him this time on the lips.

As soon as he went out the door, you sat down on the couch and sighed, and began to twirl your (h/c) hair around your finger.

It was then your phone rang. Answering it, it turned out to be Alfred, asking for Kiku.

"Sorry Alfred." you grinned. "He has a very important 'errection' today. Bye now~"

With that, you hung up the phone and went back to your seat, the grin your had not leaving your face for a while.
Yesyes....it's a drabble..

:iconfeelingfreeplz: I need to stop writing sucky stuff! lol

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JadaWilliams's avatar
I can see America with a horrified face." What's wrong Alfred?" England asks
"(name) just told me Kinky has an errection today..."
"..."
"..."
"Interesting."
"MY VERGIN EARS!"
"SHUT IT YOU BLOODY GIT! She has said weirder things"