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"Kiku, I'm home!" You called to your japanese husband, taking off your shoes and putting them to the side. You placed your keys and purse (if you have one) on the table before looking around.

"I'm in here _______." your husband replied, you noticed the bathroom light on. He must be getting ready to go somewhere.

"Where are you going dear?" you asked, hoping he'd step out of the room looking spiffy, and you'd kiss his cheek and go on your merry way.

"I have an errection today."

Your face dropped. What did he just say?

"What did you say?" you said exactly.

Your husband stepped out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth and both hands fixing his tie.

"I have an errection today _________. Didn't you hear me?"

Trying not to make it look awkward, you scanned him. He..did..have..a....pants problem? Lets just say that.

"Oh..okay.." there was a short pause.

"Kiku?"

"Yes ________?"

"Say 'election'."

He sighed.

"Do we rearry have to do this right n-" suddenly he stopped. His face slowly began to turn red, and looked over at you while you smiled like a mad-man.

"You have a 'what' today, Kiku~"

He pulled the toothbrush out of his mouth, went back into the bathroom and came out again looking like normal. But he looked...different.

"I have a speical errection today _________. Care to herp me with it~?"

You laughed for a few moments before kissing your husband's nose.

"Go on now. I can help with that later~" You giggled, kissing him this time on the lips.

As soon as he went out the door, you sat down on the couch and sighed, and began to twirl your (h/c) hair around your finger.

It was then your phone rang. Answering it, it turned out to be Alfred, asking for Kiku.

"Sorry Alfred." you grinned. "He has a very important 'errection' today. Bye now~"

With that, you hung up the phone and went back to your seat, the grin your had not leaving your face for a while.
Yesyes....it's a drabble..

:iconfeelingfreeplz: I need to stop writing sucky stuff! lol

GAWD WHY DOES HE LOOK SO HOT IN PICTURE?!? AFENGEOG<L:W(#OIUNO
NEW ICON TIME~!~!~
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:iconimzefemprussia:
ImZeFemPrussia Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  New member Student Writer
Someone EXPLAN please I don't understand
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candieqq Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So, Japanese accents pronounce the "L" as "r". So, when Kiku says election, it sounds like erection.
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:iconimzefemprussia:
ImZeFemPrussia Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  New member Student Writer
I don't know what erection is
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:iconcandieqq:
candieqq Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah...then you're probably still too young.
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:iconimzefemprussia:
ImZeFemPrussia Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member Student Writer
I'm 12 my friend knows what it is
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
As soon as I saw, 'Election? JapanXReader' I was like:
OOOOOOH THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
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Katthezebra Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
 Laugh LOL Exo : Kai Laughing 
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ramendangosenbei Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015
LOLZ this was my reaction ==>England (Laughing) [V3] Hetalia Switzerland Nosebleed 
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ILuvAnimeSK Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Poor America, probably scarred for life!XD
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Linka17 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014
*facepalms* That is so wrong...yet hilarious XD
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MoonlightEclipsePony Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
just think of all the france things that could run through his head or what france is thinking if 'merica tells him what Reader-san just told him~
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IGame101 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I have an errection today."
LMAO
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nekokitty35 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMFG! HAHA I INSTANTLY NEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN I READ THE TITLE!! PFFT!!
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Shiatza Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
O///////////O I'm getting a divorce.
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ayanna-vvision Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
When i saw this title i started thinking:

Election.... Then i saw it had to do with Japan and it clicked instantly!

Then i almost choked on the twizzler i was eating
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Yzabeltrueself Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014   Digital Artist
My friend asked me do a Japan impression, I said okay, I was in the classroom no teacher and I screamed " HEY MINNA~! I HAVE AN ERRECTION~!" And everybody started gagging and laughing~ The End I live this story btw
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candieqq Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god XD Adding you to my list of favorite people.
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cicirocks Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student Writer
I would pay to hear one of my friends do a Japan impression like that
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Sakura-Yotobari Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I read the title and got the biggest smirk of my life cuz I knew what was gonna happen! Awesome story! <3
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smileydaisy12345 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
XDDDD
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Wolfgirl1267 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Student Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahhahahhah...*passes out from laughing and having a heavy nosebleed*
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KitKatNYA13 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
*passes out laughing*
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puiwi Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
*whispers "election" in Korean accent* .... *mentally laughs*
dem asian accents XD
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ehhe ;D
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:iconpuiwi:
puiwi Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013
and the story was awesome ;u;
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thank you ^w^
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puiwi Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013
np~
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SassySassMaster Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfacepalmplz:Oh, me...
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconhurrhurrplz:
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transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I told my friend that when the japanese speak english they pronounce the letter 'L' as and 'r' so I asked him what election would sound like when a japanese person said it and then he broke in to laughter.
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
that's amazing! XD
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol
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Kira-Jones Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
Smexyness!!!!! XD it's so funny
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ChromaticAdmin Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
congrats you made me do my dolphin laugh for that you get a ton of big cow ice-cream and a cookie AND a llama XD
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OMG YES :iconsuperw00tplz:
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ChromaticAdmin Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yay but it was really embarrassing when i found out i can laugh like a dolphin cuz when i did it a kid asked if i wanted to get laid by a dolphin but then i ROFLED XD
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I have many laughs XD,but I've always wanted to know WHAT 'laughing like a dolphin' sounded like:P
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ChromaticAdmin Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you know how dolphins "talk" well imagine a person laughing like THAT XD it makes me giggle thinkin bout it
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ahaha : D ain't nothing wrong with that!
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ChromaticAdmin Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh and by the way big cow is what the locals of my town call the cedar crest ice-cream store because of the big cow statue in the front i think its just special to us :D
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Kurahei Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I asked my friend what would happen if a Japanese man said that, And she fell laughing with me since I couldnt hold it in either.
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ehehe :iconhurrhurrplz:
one of my friends is Japanese....I'll wait till he's older to ask...xD
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Kurahei Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O 3 O Please do ask him one day..Lol.
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Beatlemaniac01 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Isn't it awesome how everything is hysterical at 2:22 AM. Oh, hey, look at that, 3 2's! :XD: And Kiku trying to say "election" was so funny it took every ounce of strength for me not to scream with laughter and wake everyone up! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh good thing you didn't wake anyone up! *3*
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Beatlemaniac01 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, thank god. But it was still awesome! :)
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NinjaNyanKat Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
As soon as I saw the Title..... xD
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
MMMMM It attracts readers :iconsmirkplz:
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NinjaNyanKat Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i know :)
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CupcakeLover14 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol.... oh, japan, so you have a "errection" today, and you want me to help you with it huh? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!






oh yeah, AUTHOR-CHAN! can you pwease with strawbewwy on top sign my journal-of-awesome-people journal for me? next to Steve Job's signature? okay, thank you....
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