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"Kiku, I'm home!" You called to your japanese husband, taking off your shoes and putting them to the side. You placed your keys and purse (if you have one) on the table before looking around.

"I'm in here _______." your husband replied, you noticed the bathroom light on. He must be getting ready to go somewhere.

"Where are you going dear?" you asked, hoping he'd step out of the room looking spiffy, and you'd kiss his cheek and go on your merry way.

"I have an errection today."

Your face dropped. What did he just say?

"What did you say?" you said exactly.

Your husband stepped out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth and both hands fixing his tie.

"I have an errection today _________. Didn't you hear me?"

Trying not to make it look awkward, you scanned him. He..did..have..a....pants problem? Lets just say that.

"Oh..okay.." there was a short pause.

"Kiku?"

"Yes ________?"

"Say 'election'."

He sighed.

"Do we rearry have to do this right n-" suddenly he stopped. His face slowly began to turn red, and looked over at you while you smiled like a mad-man.

"You have a 'what' today, Kiku~"

He pulled the toothbrush out of his mouth, went back into the bathroom and came out again looking like normal. But he looked...different.

"I have a speical errection today _________. Care to herp me with it~?"

You laughed for a few moments before kissing your husband's nose.

"Go on now. I can help with that later~" You giggled, kissing him this time on the lips.

As soon as he went out the door, you sat down on the couch and sighed, and began to twirl your (h/c) hair around your finger.

It was then your phone rang. Answering it, it turned out to be Alfred, asking for Kiku.

"Sorry Alfred." you grinned. "He has a very important 'errection' today. Bye now~"

With that, you hung up the phone and went back to your seat, the grin your had not leaving your face for a while.
Yesyes....it's a drabble..

:iconfeelingfreeplz: I need to stop writing sucky stuff! lol

GAWD WHY DOES HE LOOK SO HOT IN PICTURE?!? AFENGEOG<L:W(#OIUNO
NEW ICON TIME~!~!~
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Linka17 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014
*facepalms* That is so wrong...yet hilarious XD
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MoonlightEclipsePony Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
just think of all the france things that could run through his head or what france is thinking if 'merica tells him what Reader-san just told him~
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IGame101 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I have an errection today."
LMAO
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nekokitty35 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMFG! HAHA I INSTANTLY NEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN I READ THE TITLE!! PFFT!!
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Shiatza Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
O///////////O I'm getting a divorce.
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ayanna-vvision Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
When i saw this title i started thinking:

Election.... Then i saw it had to do with Japan and it clicked instantly!

Then i almost choked on the twizzler i was eating
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Yzabeltrueself Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014   Digital Artist
My friend asked me do a Japan impression, I said okay, I was in the classroom no teacher and I screamed " HEY MINNA~! I HAVE AN ERRECTION~!" And everybody started gagging and laughing~ The End I live this story btw
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cicirocks Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student Writer
I would pay to hear one of my friends do a Japan impression like that
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Sakura-Yotobari Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I read the title and got the biggest smirk of my life cuz I knew what was gonna happen! Awesome story! <3
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smileydaisy12345 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
XDDDD
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