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"(N)-(name) stop it!!" poor Yao Wang shouted to his devoius friend (your name), as she began to braid is medium-long dark brown hair.
"But your hair is so long!" she cried, finishing up the braid, but suddenly realizing she didn't like it. So she redid it.
"My hair isn't that long!" Yao cried, getting into a standing position, the halfway done braid still in place.
"Don't move Yao!" (your name) cried, pulling him back down the ground. The chinese man sighed, as she finished up the braid and tied it.
"There. You can move now."
The chinese man finally stood and began to grumble to himself.
"This isn't funny.."
He felt something touching his adam's apple. He looked down to see (your name) looking at it.
"What are you doing aru?!" he cried, stepping back, and ended up falling onto a soft cusion. (Your name) took her chance, and sat quickly on his lap, casing heat to come the Yao's face.
"Your voice is so soft. Do you even have an adam's apple?" (your name) asked, touch all over the front of his neck.
"Y-yes I do! Leave me alone!"
"I don't see it."
Of course, at that moment, England walked in and was about to request something to eat, however seeing (your name) sitting on top of him, feeling up his neck, made his cheeks turn pink. He just took a few steps back to avoid any trouble.
Yao finally sighed.
"My voice is NOT girly."
"Don't lie Yao!" (your name) laughed.
Yao smirked, an idea coming to his head. He'd never done it before, but why not.
He lightly pressed his hand on her thigh, waiting for her to notice. She was to busy laughing. He moved his hand up, still nothing. Once he pressed his hand fully on her thigh her eyes darted right at him.
"What are you doing?!"
"Getting you back.."
"WHAT?!"
With that, Yao grabbed the back of her neck and brought her into a kiss.
(Your name) just went with it, and slowly kissed back, wrapped her arms around his neck, letting him grab her hips.
Of course, while they were making out, England waltzed back into the room thinking Yao and (your name) were both done, to find them sucking eachothers faces. He quietly grumbed to himself, while stepping back into the other room. He wanted food.
Once the kiss was broke, Yao smiled.
"Was that alright (your name)?" he asked, only to get a large amount of laughs from the girl still sitting on him.
Yao began to turn red again.
"Aiyah?! What is it now?!"
(Your name) finally looked up to her chinese man and smiled.
"Your voice still sounds girly~"




"CURSED CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!!!"
Request done for :iconfizzycoke: ~sorry it's so short love

BLARRRGHAARGALLAHH I don't know what to write for these requests??! I'm ashamed...:iconcrycryplz:
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theotakugurl Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student General Artist
"CURSED CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!!!"

That was awesome! XD 
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NeonHeartThePony Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
chinas juicy adams apple
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Aniel301 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
CURSED FORTUNE COOKIES ARE THE BEST
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YugiohFangirl2 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
China: "CURSED CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!!!"
My reaction: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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camaila13 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] THIS MADE ME LAUGH, GREAT STORY
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qwin104 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Dat ending doe. That's me whenever I get a fortune cookie and it says something like, "The Best Road Is Ahead" then you end up taking the road ahead and see Slenderman.
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Brilliant-Steampunk Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol yup ain't that the truth XD
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
HAHA YES I HAVE THAT PROBLEM.



but id solve it by feeding the poular chick to him and setting the forset on fire. (Im a pyromaniac.)
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VictiniinItaly189 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015
Yes... I do that too!!

Except then I murder their family, friends and anybody else that finds out about me murdering them!!Evil Onion




I'm still normal right? Innocent 
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Yup! The one way to find the needle in the haystack: *lights match* BURN THAT SONOFABITCH
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Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
By my standards yes (I have a corrupt mind)
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WishingUponAStar27 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
*Laughing at midnight* Oh gosh!!!! I LOVE this!!!!! Wow, *wipes tear away* I love how everything goes~!!!! XD
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Zea-Feoral Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Reading this at midnight.
Must not laugh. 
*Doesn't.*
Yes. My technique worked, Now to watch some PDP
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Is PDP poodie?
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Zea-Feoral Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
PewDiePie~ PDP~ YEP~!
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
YESH!!
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Zea-Feoral Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDdance I am a dummy! :happybounce: Woohooooo!  We are now friendsHandshake Hug 
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
YEY!
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Zea-Feoral Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
SPARKLE PARTY ACTIVATE
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PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
Funny yet romantic! And China does look like a girl, wether he likes it or not.
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Ciel-phantomhoof Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
My roommate was sitting next across from me and when I started laughing at when England came into the room she looked at me like I was wierd
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thats okay, I'm pretty sure a moment like that happens to all of us XD
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HetaliaXMEfOrever Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hmmmm let me guess England got a fortune that what he saw would happen??
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
he got the fortune....after China gave him the food XD
which was the next day
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HetaliaXMEfOrever Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Why would China give him food the next day?? ^w^
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:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Because he's to busy with reader ;D
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HetaliaXMEfOrever Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
>////< okay I did not need to know that but thanks!!
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
;D *mentally lol'ing*
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Lagoonaxjackson Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
England: :iconannoyedplz: I WANT SOME FOOD!
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MelloFangirl69 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
I laughed so hard I almost got caught staying up to read fanfictions
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well I'm glad you read mine, thanks! ^^
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MelloFangirl69 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
You're welcome
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Nihaoeveryone Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Student Artist
Aiyah! I love it!
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
aiyahh thank you : D
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Kekebel Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Poor England lol......
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
his belly won't be full tonight..
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RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Hahahaha xD oh Arthur!!
Arthur: *grumbles* I only wanted something to eat and what do I find? A couple of gits sucking face >>
Me: Awww Arti don't be like that~
Arthur: L-like what?!
Me: It's not my falt, plus...*Pulls out a plate of (food)*
Arthur: O-oh thank you >\\\>
Me: Awww >.<

This was really cute ^^
I think someone should make a Onii chan KikuxReader
And have a shy (like Japan personality) reader be in love with (county insert here) or rather a country being in love with her and Kiku being all overprotective in
His own way ^^
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Don't let me write it. If i did, he might just pull out his sword and be like "bitch I will cut you" and then it would end with him slicing off their face or some shit. Keep it FAR away.
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RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
Pfft XD
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
*rubs back of head* yah, im violent.....
ollie: *pops out of nowhere* hello, poppet~
Me: *jumps* FUCK! *kicks him to cancun* SHIT DONT SCARE ME
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RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
There's no problem with that ^^

Al: *starts laughting* XD
Me: Shut up Al!! *hits him on the head*
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Me:*looks at al* COME HERE,AL
Al:*looks around OH FUCK NO *bolts*
Me:*grabs you and runs after him* I JUST WANNA PLAAAAAAAY
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RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014
Me: *watches while laughing a bit* well this is entertaining.
Right Matt?
Matt: *watches with an amused expression in his eyes* Yeah
Oliver: I'm back poppers
Me: Oo!! Ollie~ *goes to hug him* your just so cute!!
Matt:....
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Me: *stubs toe on table*FUUUUUUUUUCK MY TOE
Ollie: no swearing! That's a dollar for my jar!
Me: *looks at him so scarily he shits himself* What was that?
Ollie: *trembles* N-nothing! I-i have to go change my trousers now...*runs to his room*
Al:NICE JOB! YOU MADE HIM SHIT HIMSELF! THAT-A GIRL! *holds hand up for high five*
Matt: ...nice. *holds hand up as well*
Me:*high fives both of them* He won't EVER try to give me food poisoning ever again.
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1meh8 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
why don't YOU make that fic?? ;)
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xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Omg XD That was too funny, but I enjoyed it a whole lot~!
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1meh8 Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
good to know :) thank you!
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xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student General Artist
You're welcome! ^^
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NightwishVodka Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I bet he wants to say fuck that fortune.
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